Who’s checking for these?

I get wanting to have the perfect show for <em>any</em>occasion, but damn!  These fugly azz shoes really take the cake.  I blame the folks who brought us CROCS, as they really are the genesis of all this foolishness.  SIGH.  The sad part is that somebody, somewhere IS going to drop hard-earned cash to purchase these! Even sadder, is some young designer is sitting there dying for a chance to get his/her real designs in a store like this, and these monstrosities are taking up space!  Oh the humanity!